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Corrupt a Wish
#1
The objective of this is to "corrupt" the above poster's wish; then you must wish something, and it goes on and on.

Examples(taken from some other forums):
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[Poster 1]
I wish that I didn't have morning courses.

[Poster 2]
Granted, they are weekend/summer holiday/public holiday courses

I wish for someone to explain to me why CaW 4 was locked

[Poster 3]
Granted, but the explanation revealed nothing.

I wish to not have midterm tomorrow.

[Poster 4]
Granted, you have finals instead.

I wish I had a better voice.
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And it goes on and on...

Let's start.

I wish I could conquer the world.
I am a hobbyist composer who mainly looks for critiques of their own work.

My newgrounds profile:
http://fabian771.newgrounds.com/

Main topic of my melodies:
https://superwerer.com/viewtopic.php?f=58&t=267
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#2
Granted, but it's the Funky Town world.

I wish to have the power of super speed.
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John Chord never forgets.

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#3
Granted, but you <I>never</I> stop.

I wish I were rich.
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#4
Granted, but you give all your riches to the poor and become poor.

I wish for dark light.
I am a hobbyist composer who mainly looks for critiques of their own work.

My newgrounds profile:
http://fabian771.newgrounds.com/

Main topic of my melodies:
https://superwerer.com/viewtopic.php?f=58&t=267
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#5
Granted, but it replaces all light light <I><SIZE size="85">(Also, what is dark light?)</SIZE></I>

I wish my body needed no sleep.
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John Chord never forgets.

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#6
Granted, but your <I>always tired</I>

I wish to summon a goat at will
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#7
Granted, but the goat is always working against you.

I wish to always have full fridge of food
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John Chord never forgets.

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#8
Granted, but the food is poisonous.

I wish for world peace.
I need pancakes...
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#9
Granted, but Donald Trump is the president of the USA.

<IMG src="https://i.imgur.com/IqgBMrc.jpg">[img]<URL url="https://i.imgur.com/IqgBMrc.jpg">https://i.imgur.com/IqgBMrc.jpg</URL>[/img]</IMG>

I wish not to be mad.
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#10
Granted, but you can't be happy either.

I wish for the Emoji Movie to be banned everywhere
I need pancakes...
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#11
Granted, but 15 sequels are made, and they are not banned.

I wish that I would never sweat again.
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John Chord never forgets.

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#12
Granted, but you would be much warmer in your already warm state.

I wish to be loved.
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<URL url="https://soundcloud.com/therightjelly">SoundCloud</URL>
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#13
Granted, too much attention is annoying as well.

I wish to be wealthy.
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#14
You are wealthy on toilet paper. (As in millions of rolls in your garage)

I wish to become the king of a nation.
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John Chord never forgets.

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#15
Granted, that's a lot of responsibility to take on at once, and would be a difficult task.

I wish that I could soar the skies.
<OFFTOPIC>[offtopic]Also, Apparently we're starting the rise of Mr. Green, so Ima use him :mrgreen: [/offtopic]</OFFTOPIC>
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- The Right Jelly -
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<URL url="https://soundcloud.com/therightjelly">SoundCloud</URL>
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<URL url="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7gyzZwa4XzgHba6ONKtsDQ">YouTube</URL>
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#16
Granted, but all aviary creatures relentlessly attack you -- as do any fighter jets that happen to be near by.

I wish I was a beautiful butterfly
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#17
Granted, but I killed all the butterflies.

I wish I can control the fire
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#18
Granted, but you only can control fire to light a cigarette.

I wish to speak all languages.
Seem like the life I need's a little distant
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#19
Granted, but nobody can hear you.

I wish I could fly.
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Do you like my music?: <URL url="http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjzM5Shvu51N7lKYOLZo8Ug">http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjzM5Shvu51N7lKYOLZo8Ug</URL>
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#20
Granted, but Earth's gravity is 4x stronger.

I wish for more wishes
I need pancakes...
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