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Corrupt a Wish
#21
Granted, But all your wishes can only be for summoning dead mice.

I wish to have the power of shapeshifting
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#22
Granted, but you cannot control your shape.

I wish for my pain to be gone.
I am a hobbyist composer who mainly looks for critiques of their own work.

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#23
The pain is gone, but now you're dead.

I wish to find all the dragon balls.
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#24
Granted, but it turns out.. The so called "Dragon Balls" are actually dragon BALLS.

I wish to to be as HUNKY as LARRY THE LOBSTER from SpongeBob
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#25
Granted, but you’re permanently paralyzed.

I wish to be a parkour expert
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#26
Granted but you live in a desert, <I>forever</I>.

I wish I everything would be free for me.
Seem like the life I need's a little distant
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#27
Granted, but you can only buy things from garage sales.

I wish for healing abilities.
I need pancakes...
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#28
Granted, but you can only heal small bruises

I wish for world domination! :lol:
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#29
Granted, but the world kinda sucks anyways.

I wish for pancakes
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#30
Granted, but it's made from rotting minced infant meat.

I wish to have a star named after me, Gravaged.
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#31
Granted, it's an iron star handed out to nazis for excelling at carrying out the wishes of the fuhrer.

I wish to never run out of Dr. Pepper
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#32
Granted, But you cant drink, or look at your supply of Dp

I wish to receive free Hot wings at any FoodPlace i enter
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#33
Granted, but they're <I>SO</I> hot that you get third degree burns when you make skin contact with them.

I wish I could time travel.
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#34
Granted, but you can only visit each era once for 10 minutes


I wish to have ESP
I need pancakes...
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#35
Granted, but you find out that <I>everybody</I> is talking negatively about you and you fall into a deep depression and try never to leave your house due to severe emotional wounding.

I wish I had a better location to record muzak.
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#36
Granted, but your camera doesn't work with the better spot.

I wish for huge noodles.
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#37
Granted, you now own three huge swim noodles

I wish for a magic flying carpet!
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#38
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Granted, But you can't control where it goes


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#39
Granted, but it will do anything to destroy your life ( and eat all of your ice cream )

I wish to make better music
I need pancakes...
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#40
Granted, but no one will have the time to listen to it.

I wish that the voodoo guy from princess and the frog was real! :lol:
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