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Corrupt a Wish
#41
Granted, but you die like him.

I wish to know the answer to every question I have
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#42
Granted, but the answers are horrifying.

I wish to have a Real Life Mr. Green :mrgreen:
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#43
Granted, but their a homicidal murderer who will hunt you down.

I wish i had a horse pulled limo :lol:
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#44
Granted, but the horses weigh 10000000000000 pounds and are unable to move

I wish that nothing smelt bad
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#45
Granted, but at the cost of everything now tasting bad. What a horrible world to live in.

I wish I could have seen a GG Allin concert (he died a within a couple years of me being born)
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#46
Granted, but the only concert you were able to see was a no-show.

I wish for a time machine
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#47
Granted, but it can only travel 1 minute in the future at a time

I wish for a pancake
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#48
Granted, but its about a solid 5 weeks old.

I wish for a new gaming computer.
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#49
Granted, but it takes 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 watts of energy to run for a second.

I wish for the Legend of Korra to be on Netflix 8)
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#50
Granted, but its a crappy 8-bit version Wink

I wish to never get sick again.
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#51
Granted, but instead of getting sick, you break a bone.

I WISH TO PLANT A TREE ON MY HEAD
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#52
Granted, but its roots destroy your brain.

I wish I could dig effectively.
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#53
Granted, but you dig so fast that every time try to dig, you reach the Earth core.

I wish i be a tree.
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#54
Granted, but you’re an uprooted tree floating in the ocean.

I wish I could eat anything without getting overweight.
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#55
Granted, but all the food taste like a landfill

I wish my neighbor don't listen to loud music at 2 am
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#56
Granted, but he will at 1 am

I wish I can see through walls...
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#57
Granted, but you have horrible vision that can't be cured.

I wish to be successful at everything I do
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#58
Granted, but everybody will hate you...

I wish I can be happy everyday!
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#59
Granted, but it comes at the cost of everyone you care about being unhappy everyday.

I wish for love!
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#60
Granted, but your love is a 4 eyed frog that follows you EVERYWHERE

I wish for an endless supply of dank memes
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