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Corrupt a Wish
#61
Granted, but they're so dank, nobody can look at them.

I wish I could do magic.
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#62
Granted, but in order to you need to be upside-down in the North Pole while eating paper mixed with lemon juice. Once you do that you emit a tiny spark out of your hand... once. Then you have to do all that again.

I wish I could speed or slow time
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#63
so, here i come...
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TheFrostySoul post_id=7182 time=1535659725 user_id=473 Wrote:<I>"I wish I could speed or slow time"</I>
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granted, but it doesn't work

my turn
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#64
Granted, but you're known for stealing poor people's money and spending it on jelly beans


I wish to know every language in existence
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#65
Granted, but Trump now declares the polyglots illegal.

I wish my computer work every time i need it (My comptuter is very slow)
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#66
Granted, but it has several viruses on it that make it slower.

I wish for infinite bunnies :3
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#67
Granted, but they're mutant bunnies that want to devour you.

I wish to never acquire diseases.
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#68
You cannot <I>acquire</I> them, because you already have them all.

I wish for the ability to lift ten times my body weight.
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#69
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Jonathaj post_id=8445 time=1536595407 user_id=491 Wrote:<I>I wish for the ability to lift ten times my body weight.</I>
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granted... but you will be very fatty...

i wish i can be you
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#70
Granted but then you will have a bad self image and esteem.

I wish for being able to shapeshift (but keep conciousness in any form).
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#71
Granted, but you can only stay in your chosen form for 10 seconds

I wish that polititians are actually smart
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#72
Granted but all the others are dumb

I wish I could have a cat as a child
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#73
Granted, but the cat was all you had.

I wish to never break anything I own again.
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#74
Granted, but you break everything else.

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted Wink
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#75
Granted, but your computer's hard drive is corrupted in the wish's place


I wish...I could transform into Megatron
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#76
Granted but there's not enough energon for you.

I want to be a cat.
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#77
Granted, but you can't walk.

I wish for a gift of... lets say 1 000 000 000 000 dollars :3
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#78
Granted but, you have to move to a place where inflation is 1 000 000 000 000 percent.

I wish I could master all 4 elements
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#79
Granted, but it's just 4 random elements of the periodic system.

I want to orbit Jupiter.
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#80
Granted. Now your intestines are scattered around the cosmos after a painfully cold death in near-vacuum conditions.

I wish that my bed and sheets is always perfectly clean, no matter what.
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