Corrupt a Wish

[fabian771]

Granted, but they're so dank, nobody can look at them.

I wish I could do magic.

[TheFrostySoul]

Granted, but in order to you need to be upside-down in the North Pole while eating paper mixed with lemon juice. Once you do that you emit a tiny spark out of your hand... once. Then you have to do all that again.

I wish I could speed or slow time

[neoNcz]

so, here i come...

"I wish I could speed or slow time"

granted, but it doesn't work

my turn

• i wish ill be famous...

Love and Peace
-neo

[TheFrostySoul]

Granted, but you're known for stealing poor people's money and spending it on jelly beans


I wish to know every language in existence

[Leafy Lemontree]

Granted, but Trump now declares the polyglots illegal.

I wish my computer work every time i need it (My comptuter is very slow)

[TheFrostySoul]

Granted, but it has several viruses on it that make it slower.

I wish for infinite bunnies :3

[fabian771]

Granted, but they're mutant bunnies that want to devour you.

I wish to never acquire diseases.

[Jonathaj]

You cannot acquire them, because you already have them all.

I wish for the ability to lift ten times my body weight.

[neoNcz]

I wish for the ability to lift ten times my body weight.

granted... but you will be very fatty...

i wish i can be you

[FairCash]

Granted but then you will have a bad self image and esteem.

I wish for being able to shapeshift (but keep conciousness in any form).

[TheFrostySoul]

Granted, but you can only stay in your chosen form for 10 seconds

I wish that polititians are actually smart

[Army of Aurora]

Granted but all the others are dumb

I wish I could have a cat as a child

[Jonathaj]

Granted, but the cat was all you had.

I wish to never break anything I own again.

[TheFrostySoul]

Granted, but you break everything else.

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted

[Kid Kazarie]

Granted, but your computer's hard drive is corrupted in the wish's place


I wish...I could transform into Megatron

[Army of Aurora]

Granted but there's not enough energon for you.

I want to be a cat.

[TheFrostySoul]

Granted, but you can't walk.

I wish for a gift of... lets say 1 000 000 000 000 dollars :3

[Kid Kazarie]

Granted but, you have to move to a place where inflation is 1 000 000 000 000 percent.

I wish I could master all 4 elements

[Army of Aurora]

Granted, but it's just 4 random elements of the periodic system.

I want to orbit Jupiter.

[Jonathaj]

Granted. Now your intestines are scattered around the cosmos after a painfully cold death in near-vacuum conditions.

I wish that my bed and sheets is always perfectly clean, no matter what.