Corrupt a Wish

Post by **fabian771** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:01 pm

Granted, but they're so dank, nobody can look at them.

I wish I could do magic.

Post by **TheFrostySoul** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:08 pm

Granted, but in order to you need to be upside-down in the North Pole while eating paper mixed with lemon juice. Once you do that you emit a tiny spark out of your hand... once. Then you have to do all that again.

I wish I could speed or slow time

Post by **neoNcz** » Fri Aug 31, 2018 11:59 pm

so, here i come...

TheFrostySoul wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:08 pm
"I wish I could speed or slow time"

granted, but it doesn't work

my turn

i wish ill be famous...

Love and Peace
-neo

Post by **TheFrostySoul** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:09 am

Granted, but you're known for stealing poor people's money and spending it on jelly beans

I wish to know every language in existence

Leafy Lemontree · Post by **Leafy Lemontree** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:31 pm

Granted, but Trump now declares the polyglots illegal.

I wish my computer work every time i need it (My comptuter is very slow)

Post by **TheFrostySoul** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:15 pm

Granted, but it has several viruses on it that make it slower.

I wish for infinite bunnies :3

Post by **fabian771** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:50 pm

Granted, but they're mutant bunnies that want to devour you.

I wish to never acquire diseases.

Post by **Jonathaj** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:03 pm

You cannot acquire them, because you already have them all.

I wish for the ability to lift ten times my body weight.

Post by **neoNcz** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:35 pm

Jonathaj wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:03 pm
I wish for the ability to lift ten times my body weight.

granted... but you will be very fatty...

i wish i can be you

FairCash · Post by **FairCash** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:41 pm

Granted but then you will have a bad self image and esteem.

I wish for being able to shapeshift (but keep conciousness in any form).

Post by **TheFrostySoul** » Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:12 am

Granted, but you can only stay in your chosen form for 10 seconds

I wish that polititians are actually smart

Post by **Army of Aurora** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:41 pm

Granted but all the others are dumb

I wish I could have a cat as a child

Post by **Jonathaj** » Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:56 pm

Granted, but the cat was all you had.

I wish to never break anything I own again.

Post by **TheFrostySoul** » Tue Sep 18, 2018 1:07 am

Granted, but you break everything else.

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted

Post by **Kid Kazarie** » Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:15 am

Granted, but your computer's hard drive is corrupted in the wish's place

I wish...I could transform into Megatron

Post by **Army of Aurora** » Wed Sep 19, 2018 8:55 pm

Granted but there's not enough energon for you.

I want to be a cat.

Post by **TheFrostySoul** » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:58 pm

Granted, but you can't walk.

I wish for a gift of... lets say 1 000 000 000 000 dollars :3

Post by **Kid Kazarie** » Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:09 am

Granted but, you have to move to a place where inflation is 1 000 000 000 000 percent.

I wish I could master all 4 elements

Post by **Army of Aurora** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:57 pm

Granted, but it's just 4 random elements of the periodic system.

I want to orbit Jupiter.

Post by **Jonathaj** » Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:59 pm

Granted. Now your intestines are scattered around the cosmos after a painfully cold death in near-vacuum conditions.

I wish that my bed and sheets is always perfectly clean, no matter what.

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